1. OK, now, I know the majority of you are a bunch of pussies, so let’s start with the basics of manliness. What's your favorite power tool?

MY power tool ;D

2. Alright, let’s step it up a little bit more. As we've learned from some of the worlds manliest professionals, such as lumberjacks, facial hair is amazingly manly. How much facial hair do you have?

At this very moment it's just stubble, but a week or two ago it was really long, santa-style.

3. Warmup's over, punks. A real man can handle lots of different situations. Dangerous situations. You've got peoples lives on the line. What weapon would you use to fight off zombies should the inevitable zombie apocalypse occur?

Baseball bat, iron pipe or a chainsaw... cant decide.

4. Luckily for a lot of you out there, being able to kick ass isn't the only thing that makes a person manly. Even playing instruments can be manly. Can you play the guitar? More importantly, does it leave women, *ahem* wanting?

I can play the drums :]

5. As surprising as it may seem, cooking can be manly too. Specifically, I mean BBQ and grilling, so get that fondue pot the *fuck* out of my sight. Your fellow men are coming over to watch the big game, and you need to feed. What do you prepare?

Lots and lots of dead animals.

6. Since you decided to cook meat (and if you didn't, get the hell out of this meme), out of curiosity, what cut of meat did you decide to serve to your fellow man?

Spareribs, fuck yeah.

7. You're riding down the street, and the sorry-ass punk behind you is flooding your street-dominator with his overly-loud crap. You hit the power on your stereo. What comes blasting out to rock his shit?

Machinae Supremacy prolly, or maybe Björn Rosenström

8. Remember question 5? Your friends, doing their sacred duty, ate every scrap of food in your house. Time to restock. You grab your trusty firearm and head out into the wilderness. What beast have you decided to make your prey?

Wolf!

9. While stalking the aforementioned prey, you ran into a GIANT BEAR, which snapped your gun like a twig. Looks like you're on your own, buddy. How do you, o' paragon of man, handle the situation?

Pull out my hunting knife to show that bear how it should be done.

10. Even though injury is inherently manly, getting hurt still sucks, and going to the doctor sucks even more. Since med school is so expensive, what’s the manliest improvised way you’ve ever treated an injury, and what injury?

Duct tape, works for every injury. tbh I've never got hurt real bad, not so badly taht I needed to fix it, anyways.

11. Alright, time to demonstrate your mastery of manly vocabulary. Rewrite the following sentence in the manliest way possible: “Oh no, I heard a sound! Whatever could it be?”

YAARRR!!

12. Before we get to the end of the meme, I don’t think I’ve spent enough time on violence. It’s something inherent to the soul of manliness. What’s the manliest way you’ve killed something?

Sqashed it with a cola-bottle... (yes it was a bug)

13. What is broken glass for?

Fighting in and/or jumping into.

14. You lived such a manly life that you kicked ass straight into heaven. When the pearly gates open, you’re greeted by the greatest man to ever live. Who is it you see?

MacGyver

15. Manliness transcends gender. I know women with balls bigger than most men have. So prove it now, and don't fail me after making it this far. What distinguishes you as a paragon of manliness amongst the pretenders?

I dont say this to brag... but I AM Batman...